good afternoon. this is penny with your extended memorial day weekend forecast brought to you by Wynk!!
friday: highs of pleasantly buzzed. low cloud cover. slight chance of leaving work early.
saturday: sustained warmth, periods of grilling, scattered laughter. Wynk is advisable.
sunday: this is where most weekends get rained out. not this one. you are recovered because you did not need recovering (shoutout zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol). pool, paperback, possibly a nap.
monday: a full bonus monday (if you drank Wynk). use it well.
a brief word from the humans:
onset in 10-15 minutes, clears in about an hour. doses run 3mg (light lift, social) to 10mg (you might say something heartfelt at the BBQ).
P.S. if you haven't tried Mandarin Pomelo yet, this is your sign. it's a grapefruit situation and it's moving fast. stock up while you can.
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